Selena and Liza

Wizard Jokes

Sufer Druid hangs out at the beach. Where does he go surfing?
In the pacific potion

What was the Wizards favorite Beach Boys Song?
 Help Me Wand-A

What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend ?
Hello gore-juice !
Who did the wizard marry ?
His ghoul-friend !

What would happen if you threw lots of eggs at a wizard ?

He would be egg-sterminated !